Breadinator

Namo walks into the bar, he takes off his 45-60 pound leather jacket. The stench of freshly made pancakes writhing about his nose. His dong expands 10 fold. He would take off his 100 pound sunglasses. He would then proceed to take off his 50 pound vintage crocodile skin belt. "You have been a naughty grill... Mockingjay." His dong expands. "I'm going to whip some pancake batter on that butt, here I come bb." He takes off his 30 pound rattlesnake skin boots. "Naughty grills only get maple syrup down their buttcracks you know..." "I EXPAND DONG FAGET." Expands wrong. "Shit my dick went in reverse, I die." "Now you have to get the pancake treatment from my partner in crime, TheBloodmark." TheBloodmark walks in, he takes off his 45-60 pound fedora. He then combs his pubestache that he stitched on his face. "Don't worry baby, my dick is like 5 centimeters." "I can expand it with the power of viagra." Drinks 25 ounce bottle of Viagra. "just wait, it's coming. Dick explodes.